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If you have a car containing a Gator wide receiver, a Gator linebacker, and a Gator defensive back, who is driving the car?
The cop.
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A Florida State biology student is in the morge preparing to preform an autopsy. He rolls the body over and prepares to start when he notices a cork stuffed into the cadaver's anus. He removes the cork and is startled to hear the University of Florida fight song. He puts the cork back, runs down the hall to his professor and says, "You have to come see this! Quick!" to which the professor responds, "This better be important. I'm very busy." The student leads him to the body and takes out the cork. The professor says,"Big deal, I've heard thousands of assholes sing that song!"
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A Gator and a Nole are both taking a leak at the urinals in the men's restroom. The Nole shakes it off, zips it up and heads for the door while the Gator says, "Aren't you going to wash your hands?" To which the Nole replies, "No, why?"
Gator: "At The University of Florida, they taught us to wash our hands after using the restroom."
Nole: "At Florida State, they taught us not to piss on our hands!"
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What's the difference between a Gator and a bucket of manure?
The bucket.
What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville?
I-75
Why did the Gator grad get fired from the M&M factory?
He was throwing away too many W's.
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