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**NOTPAID4** · 07-20-2011, 05:01 PM

Well, I don't have any 'Catchy' comeback for those ~ LOL~

**Redtruck-VA** · 07-20-2011, 06:00 PM

One I seem to be using more and more is you can't cure stupid.

And there is the one I used on the young mailman not long ago. He mentioned something about the number of senior citizen in our area. he was saying he thought there were more than they use to be and I said, I didn't agree, I don't see anywhere near as many old people I use to.

**4XLGator** · 07-20-2011, 10:04 PM

^ LOL

Here's one similar to Adam's "bears" one...and this applies to someone trying to do something that they don't know how to do.

You look like a monkey fuk'n a football.

Some others:
I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.
I ain't shittin' ya, you're my favorite turd.
You're as sharp as the leading edge of technology.
You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
I'm sweatin' like a whore in a church.

**SmokedRam** · 07-20-2011, 10:08 PM

Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR

I'm sweatin' like a whore in a church.

I know a couple like that...however, I will not post them here...LMAO

**AWE Daniel** · 07-20-2011, 10:11 PM

"Sweatin like a blind rapist in a mixed nudist colony!"

"She's finer than a hair split four ways on a frog's ass!"

"As hard as a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond"

**4XLGator** · 07-20-2011, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by 96MagnumRam

I know a couple like that...however, I will not post them here...LMAO

Yeah me too, I left those out intentionally. LOL

**SmokedRam** · 07-20-2011, 10:39 PM

^^^, lol

**OklaHemi** · 07-22-2011, 02:41 PM

funny stuff. i like all the sayings i just can never get them out. when i get to the point of being pissed i lose my filter

**garner** · 07-22-2011, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR

^ LOL

Here's one similar to Adam's "bears" one...and this applies to someone trying to do something that they don't know how to do.

You look like a monkey fuk'n a football.

Some others:
I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.
I ain't shittin' ya, you're my favorite turd.
You're as sharp as the leading edge of technology.
You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
I'm sweatin' like a whore in a church.

Originally Posted by 96MagnumRam

I know a couple like that...however, I will not post them here...LMAO

Originally Posted by AWE Daniel

"Sweatin like a blind rapist in a mixed nudist colony!"

"She's finer than a hair split four ways on a frog's ass!"

"As hard as a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond"

Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR

Yeah me too, I left those out intentionally. LOL

How do you guys know/come up with these sayings? Sometimes I'll be watching lizard lick towing and they say stuff like this, and I'm just like how do they come up with this stuff?

**txbass06** · 07-22-2011, 06:51 PM

It comes naturally to me. Kind of a mix between being southern and a natural born smart ass lol

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