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07-20-2011, 05:01 PM
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N.C. Chapter President
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Salisbury, North Carolina
Name: Jim
Age: 77
Posts: 2,683
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Well, I don't have any 'Catchy' comeback for those ~ LOL~
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07-20-2011, 06:00 PM
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Turbo Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Virginia/Philippines
Name: PI_greg
Posts: 1,370
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One I seem to be using more and more is you can't cure stupid.
And there is the one I used on the young mailman not long ago. He mentioned something about the number of senior citizen in our area. he was saying he thought there were more than they use to be and I said, I didn't agree, I don't see anywhere near as many old people I use to.
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07-20-2011, 10:04 PM
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Viper Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Name: Lee
Posts: 3,623
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^ LOL
Here's one similar to Adam's "bears" one...and this applies to someone trying to do something that they don't know how to do.
You look like a monkey fuk'n a football.
Some others:
I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.
I ain't shittin' ya, you're my favorite turd.
You're as sharp as the leading edge of technology.
You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
I'm sweatin' like a whore in a church.
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07-20-2011, 10:08 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 45
Posts: 6,570
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Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR
I'm sweatin' like a whore in a church.
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I know a couple like that...however, I will not post them here...LMAO
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07-20-2011, 10:11 PM
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Florida Chapter Vice President
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: FL
Name: Daniel
Age: 37
Posts: 3,354
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"Sweatin like a blind rapist in a mixed nudist colony!"
"She's finer than a hair split four ways on a frog's ass!"
"As hard as a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond"
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07-20-2011, 10:33 PM
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Viper Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Name: Lee
Posts: 3,623
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Originally Posted by 96MagnumRam
I know a couple like that...however, I will not post them here...LMAO
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Yeah me too, I left those out intentionally. LOL
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07-20-2011, 10:39 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 45
Posts: 6,570
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^^^, lol
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07-22-2011, 02:41 PM
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Vertically Challenged Super Mod
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Collinsville, OK
Name: Michael
Age: 44
Posts: 2,700
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funny stuff. i like all the sayings i just can never get them out. when i get to the point of being pissed i lose my filter
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07-22-2011, 04:33 PM
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V8 Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Harker Heights, TX
Name: Garner
Age: 29
Posts: 525
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Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR
^ LOL
Here's one similar to Adam's "bears" one...and this applies to someone trying to do something that they don't know how to do.
You look like a monkey fuk'n a football.
Some others:
I'm as happy as a puppy with two peters.
I ain't shittin' ya, you're my favorite turd.
You're as sharp as the leading edge of technology.
You're as sharp as a bowling ball.
I'm sweatin' like a whore in a church.
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Originally Posted by 96MagnumRam
I know a couple like that...however, I will not post them here...LMAO
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Originally Posted by AWE Daniel
"Sweatin like a blind rapist in a mixed nudist colony!"
"She's finer than a hair split four ways on a frog's ass!"
"As hard as a 3 legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond"
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Originally Posted by 4XLGATOR
Yeah me too, I left those out intentionally. LOL
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How do you guys know/come up with these sayings? Sometimes I'll be watching lizard lick towing and they say stuff like this, and I'm just like how do they come up with this stuff?
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07-22-2011, 06:51 PM
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V8 Member
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Texarkana, TX
Name: Mark
Age: 36
Posts: 697
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It comes naturally to me. Kind of a mix between being southern and a natural born smart ass lol
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