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01-05-2011, 07:32 PM
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President - Admin
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Tampa Bay
Name: Jay
Age: 43
Posts: 5,251
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black testicles...
A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash
your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them
around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
with them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and
says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
wonderful, but listen
very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'
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01-05-2011, 07:40 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2010
Age: 45
Posts: 6,570
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Lmaooooooooooo
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01-06-2011, 05:12 AM
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V6 Member
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: SALISBURY, NC
Name: Theresa>>AKA>>TEE
Age: 64
Posts: 182
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Freakin funny...good one!
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01-06-2011, 07:40 PM
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Vertically Challenged Super Mod
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Collinsville, OK
Name: Michael
Age: 43
Posts: 2,700
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ha ha
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01-07-2011, 06:33 PM
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Newb
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Lula, Ga
Name: Adam
Age: 42
Posts: 51
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That was awesome!!
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01-08-2011, 11:15 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Look out front,.. See the tire smoke???
Name: ^^
Age: 37
Posts: 1,550
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Major REP!
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01-14-2011, 08:53 AM
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Newb
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Fayetteville, NC
Name: ryan
Age: 40
Posts: 27
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holy smokes my guys and I laughed so effin hard at this, just check em again.
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